4chan is Chaotic Neutral.

Sometimes good, sometimes bad, always for the lulz.

Self-gaslighting. I don’t know if this is a superpower or a weakness…

Oooooh! Half second lag between left & right!

Firmware update to only work with iTunes w/ 30 second ads every 2-5 minutes.

until a coworker sabotaged it

They would have been buying me a new one. NEW. Not used. Yes, I know that’s next to impossible.

And I would tell everyone in the office about it until it happened.

My self-hosted LLM can suggest better names for anything!

Subscription fee is only $1m a minute, most answers are returned in about 3 hours, since I can’t afford more RAM.

The fact that they are selling any of those hideous looking, terrible vehicles is kind of impressive in a very sad way.

It’s not on the second floor, it’s just got an extra high ceiling for proper suspension.

All you have to do is stay away from people that look pixelated

Boomhauer would speak Welsh, with a Scottish accent.

I mean, they’ve spent the last 3+ years being horny all the time and now they’re away from their parents and unsupervised…

It’s a sad thing your adventures have ended here…

In my retail years, we called those “Knucklebusters”

Look angry, and mutter under your breath about “tickets” and “uptime”. People will actively avoid making eye contact and will hold doors for you to get you out quicker.

Thunderbolts and lightning; very, very, frightening, me!

F is for Fucked.

Penguins don’t force their children to fly.

Checkmate, atheists!

Instead of having a Sorcerer Supreme, Some dimensions get a Magic Chef.

The powers are food based, and used to protect our reality from extra dimensional beasts.