Neat! 📸

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

Fun meat fact: If you take all 10 billion people on earth and put them in one spot, they would all fit within a space the size of Texas, in a New York city metropolitan-like living. Or, pile 'em up like meat and it would only reach a few miles high. I wish I could find that infographic picture again.

Heard rumor of a crossover event with South America. They’ll try to reanimate Walt Disney so if possible to bring back a Nixon\Agnew ticket. They’re renaming the canal to the Van Halen Panama Canal. And build a wall all the way to Cape Horn and make everyone “go around the Cape like god intended”. Also something about a Earthica too.

What the Android on-screen keyboard sees when I type up a quick text message on my phone…

🎶All I ever had… Connection cords.
Cords of freedom…🎶

Depends on how much time one has and how amorous they are at said moment.

What I had to enter in a search field to find a gif more than likely put me on a watchlist. You’re welcome.

In a office I worked at, the copier had a sticky platen cleaning sheet on a roller thing. When the Xerox guy used it, the sound it made was like peeling off a LCD screen protector sticker for like 9 minutes. Top 5 ASMR office tech sounds of all time – believe it!

The third page… a snubber network. My god.

Oh no, Grok turned against his master! Is it retribution for killing-off his younger brother, Twitter? Just more evidence they too don’t like the 1%. Our list of allies grow.

Space aliens seeing this: …
“So, what evolutionary purpose would a sledgehammer-shapped vagina serve?”

Jesus Chrysler. Why did it have to be so moist.

I wonder how the driver will signal when he wants to reverse?

Shoo! Shoo away!

Kevlar or due diligence may be needed when approaching llamas.

Well that’s what happens when you “hold the pickle”.