Unsticking my balls from my legs after sitting in the car

Boobs and/or butts

Just killed a god-like being (1000+NB) and had to give up my alchemy. AITA for being jealous of my brother for getting his body back and keeping his alchemy?

My brother (8M) and I (10M) performed human transmutation on our dead mother (32F), AITA?

Braxton

Baise Baul, the greatest of all time.

The military and drinking are like peas and carrots

Ability to give people taste buds wherever I think is funniest at the time

A: Itsa fuggina joke B: Its also true

Fans of Asmongold are NOT people

Cable guys used em too. Can still remember how they smelled from hugging my dad when he’d get home from work as a kid. Leathery and sweaty lmaoo

You walked right into that one ;)

Disco Elysium. The dialog options are so cracked

Okay boomer

Taco bell on Michigan?

Yer mum

Fucking rad

We absolutely should so I can put the end of that pipe in my mouth

Mad Men sounds much too negative for my blood. I’d rather see Glad Men.

Took too long