In this case, I think it’s not so much human desire but the need of music journalists to fill column inches.

The next great depression is going to be lit.

But this time it will be totally different! They’ll learn to love our AI slop! Trust me, bro!

Fine, let’s send every single US president.

Let’s send both Trump and Putin to the ICC in The Hague. How about that?

How it would have gone for me:

“You need to install this Windows software for the assessment.”

“I don’t have Windows.”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“Bye bye.”

Git gud, n00b!

Back in the eighties I fully expected the bombs to drop any day and we got pretty close a couple of times. Then came a period of relative calm where you could allow yourself to think, that maybe things might start to get better. Then came Dubya. And here we are.

This template really needs to die.

Edit: this was meant for the Crowder template. Calvin is cool.

I trust all of them to be a criminal syndicate.

If we’re not an apex predator species, where is all the megafauna?

Just because you belong to the apex predator species doesn’t mean you are one.

Rice needs just as much processing. Do you think the rice you buy in the store is what it’s like in the field?

Aw, Jesus, no need to be coy. I’m DTF any time.

I’d say between 150 and 337 percent.

Selbstverständlich habe ich meine patriotische Pflicht getan.

How antisemitic of you!

As excuses go, this one’s exceptionally dumb.

It’s terrible. The other day I saw someone throw some non-recyclable waste into the recycling bin! Can you believe it? The country is really going to hell in a handbasket.

Where does the 97% figure come from? I thought it’s pretty much unanimous at this point?