What’s cartoons? Is he on TikTok?

Sad but true.

Noooooi!!! Never!!!

This guy has only one backup gun? Liberal snowflake confirmed!

Now that 4chan is gone, I guess we’re doomed to endless reposts of the same few greentexts for all eternity.

These fuckers are just so delusional and out of touch with reality. Personalized ads my ass. We’ve been promised those for decades but pretty much all the ads I see on YouTube are from major retail chains with precisely zero relevance to me. They will show the ads of whoever pays for them. Your personal preferences are only relevant when it comes to targeting you with political propaganda.

You probably have defeat a few of those before you can enter Mega-Karen’s lair.

Just check under homework.

I rarely ever sleep eight hours straight. Should I be worried?

Bags of cocaine

So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

Being able to acknowledge you did something wrong is a good first step. The next step would be to try to make it right as much as possible. Most people will likely have forgotten all about it though, unless you were a particularly egregious asshole. If you feel you wronged someone in the past, you can reach out to them and get their perspective. If they feel the same you can apologise and try to make right any lasting damage you caused.

OK I’ll give you a translation of the bullshit bingo:

• Reengineer business processes: dragging ancient, obsolete systems and processes into the current time.
• Best practices: I can tie my own shoelaces and eat with a knife and fork without stabbing myself in the face.
• State of the art technologies: we use computers.

While it’s certainly facetious and a bunch of bullshit bingo, it does actually describe what I do, albeit in management speak.

I reengineer business processes based on best practices and state of the art technologies and methods.

The V2 program was an outlier. Overall the Nazis were technologically behind the allies.

They’re following the playbook of Nazi Germany. Worked out great for them, didn’t it?

Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.

The Americans like to make a big song and dance about this kind of thing. The rest of the world doesn’t care.

The solution is to learn a new language. Then, whatever accent you have in that new language, that is your first language. I’ve noticed this with Canadians a few times. They’d speak English like you’d never think it was anything but their first language, but when they spoke German, they had a French accent.